Rock of Love: Where Are They Now

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In 2007, VH1 blessed the world with the bandana-saturated circus we never knew we needed. The premise was as simple as it was primitive: 25 women from highly questionable parts of the country would compete for the diabetes-ravaged heart of Poison frontman Bret Michaels. What we didn’t know was how tremendously disturbing a “dating” show could be. Bret’s apricot-colored skin and smudged eyeliner aside, the women themselves carried the train-wreck torch far beyond the Flava of Love finish line. But, as always, when the cameras turned off and the credits rolled, one burning question remained: Where are they now? We tracked down a few of the Season 1 favorites, and this is what they’re up to. (Warning: Some have managed to increase their cringe.)